Valero Days: The Booger Story

The story that always got me, was the one about some shithead new guy at the refinery who would always pick his boogers and show people. One day, dad was sitting around the table with a few guys and the booger dude. He picked a gnarly, wet, dangling nugget and took turns swinging it in front of everyone's face to gross them out. Then he decided to pretend to eat it, dangling over his mouth like a baby bird about to eat a worm. His finger was inches from his mouth, his elbow up. Suddenly, dad reached across the table and slammed his elbow. Sending the booger finger down his throat. He choked on it and coughed it up, flying acorss the room like a wet little helicopter. Booger dude was like, "why did you do that?!" Well. Obviously cuz he deserved it.